Actually just wants to ride his bicycle.
To be fair they do make the rockin world go round
That song was actually written by guitarist Brian May.
So this dude:
Is the real ass-man of Queen.I can totally see that.

Yeah I’m not sure Freddie wasn’t thinking about fat bottomed boys instead.
He was likely thinking about both. Just because he was famously attracted to men doesn’t mean he wasn’t also famously attracted to women
That’s one of those mysteries lost to time, whether he was just gay in a time where it was totally not allowed to be openly gay or whether he was in fact bi. There is evidence to support either theory.
Freddie had power bottom energy tho
“You will sit on my face now”
I drive an old car with a broken stereo. Every time I listen to the old version of this song I only get to hear the audio on the left. It has yet to fail to make me smirk.



