In Soviet Russia, drone delivers to Amazon.

Prices are going up.

I remember Bezos at the inauguration. He’s spent millions on the administration, including the inaugural party and financing not only the first lady’s documentary, but its positive reviews. All of them. And that’s just the highlights; Bezos has given so much to promote this administration at every turn.

Glad to see this kind of multiplicative return on his investment. He is very literally getting the presidential experience he paid for.

Oh know! Anyways…

Oh no! Anyways, it’s gonna rain soon.

Damn it! We specifically said not to attack those!

Okay. One more time! Here’s the no-go list:

• xAI
• OpenAI
• Palantir
• Oracle
• Amazon
• Microsoft
• Google
• Meta

How hard is that!?!?

Oh no! Anyway… I’m hungry

The right Amazon is burning finally.

Oh no that’s terrible.

Anyway, who’s up for pizza?

In the Middle East: drones deliver to Amazon.

Oh no! 😬

If they ordered them from Amazon does it count as a return?

This is the free market at work