The Taliban aren’t exactly struggling for cash…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban#Economic_activities

contribute absolutely nothing

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Hmm…

Contributing isn’t just posting. This is social media, not just media. Comments are as much a contribution as posts.

I’m sorry, but all of us here on Lemmy have agreed that we need to see your official ID, a 20 second video of you turning your head left and right while blinking, a certificate of your DNA and any other relevant biometric data, a complete list of everyone you’ve ever had sexual relations with, your passwords to all online accounts, and the account number and sort codes of all bank accounts you hold.

If you don’t provide this information within 2 hours we’ll just have to assume you’re a paedophile terrorist and terminate your access to socialising with any other human being online.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.