“How late is it?”
“It’s high time for MOAR SLOP!”

They literally think they’re genetically superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

“Here’s my favourite part. Let’s say somebody starts an alternative service. What do we do? chuckles We buy them.”

…which is basically just a bedroom community for Seattle.

We need to think big here, lads!

This right here. People tend to forget how controversial 10 was when introduced, and romanticise it after the fact. Case in point: Win 10’s antifeatures alone - built-in keylogger, mandatory telemetry, “upgrade” nag screens with tons of dark patterns - all that convinced me to finally make the switch to Linux before Win 7 EOL’d in 2020.

Microslop has its headquarters there. That’s enough reason to flatten the city and salt the earth.

Profit made from yet more abuse of user data: 500m EUR
Cost of misleading lying to lawmakers: 110m EUR
Net profit: 390m EUR
“We got 'em good, boys! I’m sure they’re never going to try that again!”

But Facebook/“Meta” would never lie.

Oopsie! Hang on, they even lie to lawmakers in case buying them off fails? Bummer!

Seriously: this company needs to be scoured from the face of the earth.