Instead of numbers it will show an AI-generated image of a text blur
Oh look , it’s Э o’clock
“How late is it?”
“It’s high time for MOAR SLOP!”Okay… but it’s not a clock anymore…
In the future, when Windows users say “advanced users can turn that crap off” they’ll mean the power button, not the group policy editor.
The clock should be used for entertainment purposes only
GPOs already suck and MS is forcing admins to adopt program rules out of Intune to get the same effect. See CoPilot GPO failures for further depth.
Just so they can show that Copilot users keep rising
“every time a user glances at the time in the lower right, we count that as an active user”
Oh FFS… really?
Our test version of the Clock app is missing the actual clock and everything else, like the Timer, Alarm, Stopwatch, and World clock
Author then goes on to praise the rounded edges omg can you believe it rounded edges on a clock!!!
A clock that doesn’t tell time, and they follow that quote up with
which is understandable.
No it’s not.
I know a lot of people don’t like or use Windows, but the multiple timers and stopwatch functionality are genuinely useful and pleasant to look at. And “focus session” already exists in it.
“Lovely plumage”
That website is an abomination. Try rejecting all the cookie permissions; it’s like they build in click delays.
Unmodified Brave makes it look acceptable to me… What adblock are you using? And if it’s uBO, how many lists do you have turned on?
I was on mobile at the moment, but I have ubo with sufficient lists on desktop. At any rate, that site is horrible.
You’re absolutely right, but I am so worried about the state of your phone’s browser right now. Stay safe out there, use protection, etc
Thankfully that’s one of the first things I uninstall with every Windows computer I set up.
Downside is that this update might force a reinstall. Shit.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Still can’t believe the closest Microsoft came to AI integration was clippy.
Shit like this is exactly why I’m mostly free of windows now. Sure there’s some bits and pieces that I’m keeping just in case but I’m not regularly booting windows for anything now. It’s been about a month and besides some minor things it’s been nice.
Oh look it’s another stupid fucking idea from Microslop
Slopodoro? Pomoslop?
sry
