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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago

Anon watches Gordon Ramsay

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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago
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  • marduk@lemmy.today
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    15 hours ago

    I make my scrambled eggs the way he does

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      +1

      I saw that video at least 10 years ago and can’t bring myself to do it any other way.

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      I, too, yell, “Fuck off, you donkey” at the egg carton until the eggs come out.

    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I tried his way a few times, did pickup some better technique for stirring, but mostly I still like mine how I’ve always made them. Have you seen the video of his (adult) son telling him that he likes his eggs different? I laughed pretty hard because it’s exactly how i feel. “Yeah it’s good but it takes 15 minutes!” Gordon being a dick about the pan too is just so on brand.

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      8 hours ago

      I always make my grilled cheese sandwich the way he does

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      12 hours ago

      The secret trick is to scramble them.

    • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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      10 hours ago

      His voice demonstrating that on TV is always on my mind when making scrambled eggs.

      Never stop stirring. Never stop! NEVER STOP!

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      11 hours ago

      Angry?

    • frank@sopuli.xyz
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      13 hours ago

      And how is that?

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        13 hours ago

        Good amount of butter in a warm pan, crack in 3 eggs, don’t bother to whisk them. Just fuck them about with the spatula directly in the pan to scramble them. Keep them moving, keep stirring and scraping, moderate the heat by taking the pan off the burner. When they start to come together, add 1/4 cup of cream or sour cream, continue bothering the eggs until the consistency is how you like it. I like them fairly moist, but firm enough to stand up in a pile. Season, put over toast.

        I like Worcestershire sauce and Apricot jam on my scramble eggs, I know that sounds treasonous but it’s good

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          11 hours ago

          I mean generally the secret to making anything good is to make it 20-60% butter and then add heavy cream.

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            10 hours ago

            the things you can get away with when you have socialized healthcare

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              9 hours ago

              Just avoid sugar and you’re fine

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            11 hours ago

            That’s a dessert, not a meal.

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              9 hours ago

              My mom is from North England, so that’s just how all our meals are. Auntie Elizabeth always said “butter makes everything better”

              • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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                9 hours ago

                “butter makes everything better”

                I originally read this as “butter makes everything butter”

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                  5 hours ago

                  Including margarine

            • Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              10 hours ago

              Don’t tell me how to live my life

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          10 hours ago

          I dump them in a measuring beaker with melted butter and microwave for two 60 second stretches, whisking in between with a fork 😁 So fancy

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          12 hours ago

          The whole thing sounds treasonous.

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            11 hours ago

            Eh, I make eggs following Ramsay’s general directions. His recipe is more for creamy scrambled. I just use a less butter and cream. The eggs still come out fluffy, light and more creamy than normal. Like greentext, I have received several complements on how they turn out. Except I don’t put jam on them.

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